Kill’n Weeds
I jest sprayed my weeds in my redneck yard, today with that there weed killer I saw on TV. I had my buddy JD read them there directions to me. It said to spray on only actively grow’n weeds. I bet it’s those city folks that are spray’n weeds that have already dun and died. JD didn’t haveta read that part to me. He just did anyways so we could get us a chuckle.
JD is think’n that I have a devil streak to me cuz I spray them there weeds and jest wait fer them to die. He’s in his yard digg’n up his weeds. I’m think’n that’s too much work. I truely get no pleasure seeing them there weeds turn’n yella. Well, I did take a couple pics 
of those little suckers withering in my redneck yard. I like to look at those pics when I am pluck’n a goat head sticker outta my foot. I didn’t tell that to ‘ol JD though, he might really be believ’n I’m evil fer sure if he knew. Well, here’s a picture on one of those weeds a week after I sprayed it.
