Jan Fran the Redneck

I jest saw “The Bucket List”. The price finally jest got low enough in price for me ‘n Woody. So got us some moon pies, beer, a bottle of Jack, and some more beer and watched the movie. We liked what we remember seeing in the movie. Those boys musta been rednecks to have their ashes put in a Choc full o’Nuts coffee can! Me ‘n Woody just loved that part! Well, me an Woody came up with our own little bucket list.

Redneck bucket list:

1. Put beer in a bucket of ice

2. Do some luvin on a John Deer tractor

3. Climb a water tower and paint our initials

4. Cut the weeds down and find out exactly how many cars are in Woody’s backyard

5. Attend the official Redneck Olympics

6. Get drunk at the Jack Daniels distillery

7. Makeout in the backseat of a race car that was in a NASCAR race

8. Have a couple of Jack Daniels tins set aside for our ashes

Woody is still passed out on the couch, I better go git him up to go feed them there dogs of his.

When washin yer redneck truck, it might not be needed fer you to git out of the truck. A real redneck can git the inside of their redneck truck washed up at the same time!

WARNING-SOME ADULT CONTENT AT THE END OF THE VIDEO!