You Might Be A Redneck
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…..
You have stolen from a scarecrow and the clothes fit
There are more than 10 pending lawsuits against your dog
Home shopping network recognizes your voice
Your old living room furniture is now your new lawn furniture
You have a specific set of hats to wear to specific activities like farm show, vacation, the ar, party, beer drinking
Christmas tree is up in Feb
You wish your bathroom was as nice as the rest stop at the state park
You never buy B-tips because your keys work jest fine
There are more dishes in your sink than your cabinet
Your porch is bigger than your house
If you have ever been asked to leave a yard sale
Bikers back down from your mama
One of your kids are named after your favorite hunting dog
Your definition of a woman who is “out of your league” is a woman who doesn’t bowl in the same league that you do