Jan Fran’s Redneck Yard

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…..

you think the mall and Wal-Mart are one in the same

your weed eater has never actually been turned on, but you find it really hand to keep a door propped open

you have borrowed your dog’s flea and tick shampoo and conditioner

you have been fired because of your appearance from a construction job

there are more than four cars up on blocks in your back yard

you have color-coordinated rope that ties down your hood

your hunting dog had a litter of pups in your living room and nobody noticed

you have to hit the dashboard of you truck to get the radio or lights to work

your two year old has more teeth than you do

you have a preschooler who is a member of the NRA

you think a turtleneck is the main ingredient of soup