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May 25, 2008

Redneck Music

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That cutie, Jeff Foxworthy, is currently among thee most well known around these here parts, when it comes to redneck radio. Redneck music on the radio is nothing new, to us rednecks.

Ever since the beginning of radio musicians have used us rednecks in a humorous way. This has actually helped some of them original radio show hosts be able to bond with them their listeners.

Redneck music started back with some of these artists:

Minnie Pearl-combined homespun comedy with her music in order to create an everlasting persona.

Johnny Russell-nominated for a Grammy Award for his recording of “Rednecks, White Socks And Blue Beer.”

I jest love a listening to country music singer is Gretchen Wilson. She was born and raised in Illinois. In 2004 she created a song that was entitled “Redneck Woman.” Around here you’ll here, us rednecks will be a singing “Here For The Party” when we is headin into a fellow redneck’s yard.

You may wonder what us rednecks like to listen to. Our favorite types of redneck music include both Rockabilly and Southern Rock. We like throwin in some rock and roll music, too. Some favorites that are played in my redneck backyard include “Free Bird” and “Sweet Home Alabama,” both of which are by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Rednecks can have a long list of  “Redneck Anthems.”

Redneck music is in all parts of the world. There is also a Portuguese musical show known as “Gato Fedorento.” They have done “Rap Dos Matarruanos,” which when badly translated is “Rednecks Rap.” This is because in Portuguese “Matarruano” is what those there people use to describe people who are lazy or dumb. It can also be used to describe slutty farm men. While this does not specifically refer to rednecks, we all know that rednecks can be seen as lazy, dumb, and slutty befer people git to really know us.

Redneck music does not know any cultural bounds or time limits. Spontaneous redneck music that is heard from my redneck yard and other redneck yards late at night has a sweet sound to us (if there is enough empty cans a beer and bottles of Jack layin ’round). It is so good, that the neighborhood dogs join on in with their howlin!

May 22, 2008

Redneck Training


Are you ready to be a redneck? Can you pass a redneck test? Here are some thins you can do to study up and become a redneck. Come on, you be honest with your good friend Jan Fran, here……..you know you wanna be a redneck!

1. Taste test the Taco Bell menu until you find yer self somthin’ good

2. Practice burpin and sayin your name at the same time

3. Put a couch on the back of yer truck, back up fast and stop. Practice til it flies off in one try onto the porch

4. Take a pencil an paper in the bathroom to copy down the good number fer a date

5. Read “101 Ways to BBQ Spam” and “102 Ways to BBQ Possum”

6. Find an abandoned car to put in your front yard

7. Water them there weeds and put away the weed killer

8. Stop brushin your teeth or they will never fall out

9. Start looking at those second cuzins “that” way

10. Put up a clothes line and hang up some of yer “wash day” underwear

11. Git yourself some beer and Jack-drink until you pass out

12. Study up on redneck games an invite the neighbor folk

13. Dig yerself a mud hole in the backyard and wrestle with your mama

14. Start making redneck gift baskets fer the next holiday