Jan Fran’s Redneck Yard

I jest saw “The Bucket List”. The price finally jest got low enough in price for me ‘n Woody. So got us some moon pies, beer, a bottle of Jack, and some more beer and watched the movie. We liked what we remember seeing in the movie. Those boys musta been rednecks to have their ashes put in a Choc full o’Nuts coffee can! Me ‘n Woody just loved that part! Well, me an Woody came up with our own little bucket list.

Redneck bucket list:

1. Put beer in a bucket of ice

2. Do some luvin on a John Deer tractor

3. Climb a water tower and paint our initials

4. Cut the weeds down and find out exactly how many cars are in Woody’s backyard

5. Attend the official Redneck Olympics

6. Get drunk at the Jack Daniels distillery

7. Makeout in the backseat of a race car that was in a NASCAR race

8. Have a couple of Jack Daniels tins set aside for our ashes

Woody is still passed out on the couch, I better go git him up to go feed them there dogs of his.

I know I promised some pics of the weeds that I killed here in my redneck backyard, but it was too hot to work in my “office” I made here in a back room. It don’t have no air vents and we are in the high 90’s or at 100+ degrees here. I did git myself out there early a couple mornins and took some pics of my yard. Every redneck yard needs a BBQ pitt, and I got mine cleaned out with the help of my youngest boy and took some pics for you.

Well, since saving energy will save money, I made myself a window evap cooler. It costs about $45 (the water pump was $15) instead of $100 or more fer a portable evap cooler or a window air conditioner. Plus both those contraptions use up electricity that is bad for the environment and is gonna cost me money. I need my money so I can go out a danc’n. Beer and my shots of Jack gitts expensive in a bar! It’s been over two months and I’m a needin to let loose some.

I made my redneck cooler here with 2 x 4’s , pvc pipe, chicken wire, cooler tubing, and a 5 gallon bucket. It works good enough that I can work back here. I had an ol box fan so I put it in front of my homemade cooler to suck in the cooled air. I ran the plug from the pump into the house and I plug it in for half a second 2-3 times when the pad gitts dry. I can’t jest let it stayed plugged-in because it starts to leaking in the house and water runs all over outside. It ain’t pretty, but it works. Some call it redneck lookin, some call it ghetto looking, me and JD know it fits in with my redneck yard.

So I need to git a writin. I haven’t forgotten about this here new blog. I’ll be back soon and be givin it the luv and attention it needs!