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On the left sidebar you’re gunna find some redneck gifts you can buy. It is through Ebay. They got some nice gifts for rednecks there. The fancy dancy ad sorts through and finds just redneck gifts. I hope you can find yerself some nice gifts fer yourself or some redneck you know.
It’s comin up on Easter and I wanted to get my best friend, JD and my honey, Woody a little sumthin fer their Easter Basket. I found me some simple redneck gifts right around the house! These redneck gifts are practical, inexpensive, and the redneck games will keep ‘m busy fer hours or even days if they iz drink’n enough!
Old broken toilet seat-can hang from tree and fling stuff like empty beer cans, balls, Frisbees, or even gramp’s teeth through it. The boys will love this redneck gift cuz they can have themselves hours of fun alone or with a buddy. Fun drinkin game cuz it gives them sumthin to do with all those cans. Extra points for gettin’ the Jack Daniels bottle through that there toilet seat.
Aluminum foil-to get them better reception from them there rabbit ear antennas that iz hooked up to their TV. (Not sure what they iz gonna do when everything changes and goes high definition).
Homemade beer cooler-I took me a couple empty 2 litter bottles of Coke (left over from when we wuz drink’n some Jack and Coke) and cut off the top. I filled it 1/2 way with sum water and added blue die to make it look purdy. I slicked up a can of green beens with some oil and set it in the bottle. I did this 2x cuz, the first time I had me too much water and the can wuz under water so I jest started again. I got this freez’n now so it’ll be good and hard on Easter. I’ll take out my can and they can put their beer can in the hole from where the can of green beans wuz.
Soap-I had an extra bar of Ivory, so I took me a hot knife and cut it in half. I wrapped each 1/2 up to put in the basket. Now if JD will just use it!
Big empty bean can and some big metal washers- The boys can bury their can 1/2 way in the ground so it duzn’t tip. The washers can then be tossed in the can. Maybe those two can play that and leave me in peace with my bottle of good ‘ol Jack Daniels!
After we have a us a fun time with a beer can (eggs make them two fart too much) hunt in my redneck backyard on Easter, I’ll be givin the boys their redneck gifts for Easter.