Jan Fran the Redneck

Just haveta say a HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my redneck friends out there in Three Oaks and across the country. Took this pic from of my neighbor’s redneck yard. I do wunta set the record straight…Woody and I did not pose for this here redneck Halloween decoration nor did we inspire it in anyway! It iz purdy funny though.

Hi there, this is Jan Ann. I am visiting my redneck sis, Jan Fran and I sure am having a good time. Last night we had a great time catching up. Looking around her yard as we sat near the fire in the BBQ pit, there is no question that my sis is a redneck as I sat in her redneck yard watching TV on the porch!

I kept her and Woody up late last night and she slept in this morning. When I got up this morning I found her pile of The Three Oaks Herald, it is the local paper here. I come from a much bigger town (small city) and usually read the local paper in the morning. Here, the paper comes out weekly. I was quite entertained with the paper as I read through it. I just can’t imagine seeing some of the news I read in the Three Oaks Herald in my daily newspaper back home!

Their local school lunch menu is posted in the paper. The best part of the paper is the Three Oaks Sheriff’s Report. It notes just about every call!!!! I will write more about this soon. I did convince my sis to include a sheriff’s report in her blog!

Well, I just heard the screen door squeak and the dog bark…I think my sis’ best buddy, JD is here to get the BBQ started. After dinner we are going go out drinking tonight. I promised my sis not to order anything that will embarrass her, like a vodka tonic with lime, at the bar, guess it’ll be beer tonight…I just can’t handle those shots of Jack with them.