Jan Fran the Redneck

I saw this on a preacher’s Facebook and thought it wuz purdy funny. Now I’m think’n I might need to be a little careful about admitting that I’m a redneck from Three Oaks if I go to some of them there fancy preach’n places where there iz hand sanitizer.

You might be a redneck if the church greeter pours sanitizer on him or herself after shaking your hand to greet you!

I never let my redneck huney Woody or my redneck bud JD have matches or lighters (except if they are startin up the BBQ to cook me sumthin) in my redneck backyard when they a been drinkin’….this is why!