Jan Fran the Redneck

Wuz over at the neighbor folks and we got on their computer. They have the most comfy redneck computer “chair”…they use a duffel bag. They are as cute as bugs, them two. Anyways… gettin on the computer got me a thinkin about this here redneck blog and then I started a missin’ writin.

I can’t believe it has been SO long since this redneck girl has been here a writin’. I have been busy with workin’ and with Woody and have neglected this here blog. I even neglected my redneck yard. The yard looks better than an old man with no teeth anyways! That is the good thing ’bout redneck yards…they don’t need much look’n after.

JD is still around. He’s as much fun as ever! Me ‘n Woody are still a going strong. Him and JD got to going out a drinkin’ together. Have had to have a talk’n to with JD so he don’t go leadin my man astray!

Will try to stop by and be writin more often again. Hope you all are doing good and as happy as a flea at a dog kennel!

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…..

you think the mall and Wal-Mart are one in the same

your weed eater has never actually been turned on, but you find it really hand to keep a door propped open

you have borrowed your dog’s flea and tick shampoo and conditioner

you have been fired because of your appearance from a construction job

there are more than four cars up on blocks in your back yard

you have color-coordinated rope that ties down your hood

your hunting dog had a litter of pups in your living room and nobody noticed

you have to hit the dashboard of you truck to get the radio or lights to work

your two year old has more teeth than you do

you have a preschooler who is a member of the NRA

you think a turtleneck is the main ingredient of soup