Jan Fran the Redneck

Redneck Thanksgiving Date

Jan Fran — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:04:46 +0000

Woody will be over fer Thanksgiving. JD will be comin’ over, fer Thanksgiving dinner and pie. He has himself a Thanksgiving date. They are suppose to go out huntin before she heads over to dinner with her kinfolk. I think going huntin fer their date is just a way for both of them to get out of help’n with the fixin of the food! JD’s date might come over fer pie, so I will get an extra one. Hope she ain’t fat and eats more than one.

Well, since it is jest the three of us…everyone else is head’n out of town fer the holidays, I’m gonna keep it simple. Them there boys won’t be much help except for the drinkin of the Wild Turkey. I’m stick’n with Jack, but them there boys need Wild Turkey fer the holidays.

REDNECK SHOPPING LIST FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER

Wild Turkey-one gallon

Frozen turkey loaf-dark and white meat pieces

Sweet potatoes-one can

Marshmallow cream-one jar

Gravy-two cans

Pecan pie-5 mini ready made pies

Potatoes-two pouches instant

Cranberries-one can

Green beans-one can

I throw a few tablespoons of flour in the gravy to make in lumpy like mama’s. Marshmallow cream is so much easier than trying to get the whole marshmallows just right.

Redneck Dating

Jan Fran — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 11:41:26 +0000

Since Woody and I are so happy, I was a think’n that my best bud, JD needs someone. I been look’n into some of them there Redneck Dating sites. There is Redneck and Single and then there is Redneck Meet (its new) and Redneck Community has a dating section on their forum. Will be checking out these Redneck dating sites. I’m also look’n into submit’n some articles about redneck dating.

Happy Redneck Halloween to All

Jan Fran — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 14:01:44 +0000

Just haveta say a HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my redneck friends out there in Three Oaks and across the country. Took this pic from of my neighbor’s redneck yard. I do wunta set the record straight…Woody and I did not pose for this here redneck Halloween decoration nor did we inspire it in anyway! It iz purdy funny though.

Rednecks and Church Greeters

Jan Fran — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 01:58:37 +0000

I saw this on a preacher’s Facebook and thought it wuz purdy funny. Now I’m think’n I might need to be a little careful about admitting that I’m a redneck from Three Oaks if I go to some of them there fancy preach’n places where there iz hand sanitizer.

You might be a redneck if the church greeter pours sanitizer on him or herself after shaking your hand to greet you!

Jan Ann Visits Redneck Sister

Jan Ann — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 22:43:03 +0000

Hi there, this is Jan Ann. I am visiting my redneck sis, Jan Fran and I sure am having a good time. Last night we had a great time catching up. Looking around her yard as we sat near the fire in the BBQ pit, there is no question that my sis is a redneck as I sat in her redneck yard watching TV on the porch!

I kept her and Woody up late last night and she slept in this morning. When I got up this morning I found her pile of The Three Oaks Herald, it is the local paper here. I come from a much bigger town (small city) and usually read the local paper in the morning. Here, the paper comes out weekly. I was quite entertained with the paper as I read through it. I just can’t imagine seeing some of the news I read in the Three Oaks Herald in my daily newspaper back home!

Their local school lunch menu is posted in the paper. The best part of the paper is the Three Oaks Sheriff’s Report. It notes just about every call!!!! I will write more about this soon. I did convince my sis to include a sheriff’s report in her blog!

Well, I just heard the screen door squeak and the dog bark…I think my sis’ best buddy, JD is here to get the BBQ started. After dinner we are going go out drinking tonight. I promised my sis not to order anything that will embarrass her, like a vodka tonic with lime, at the bar, guess it’ll be beer tonight…I just can’t handle those shots of Jack with them.

Redneck Sunday

Jan Fran — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 15:58:21 +0000

Out in my redneck backyard I got Woody and JD settin up the ice buckits for their Sunday football watch’n. My sweetie, Woody, gots a Redneck TV set up to so we all can sit out in this here redneck backyard to watch football. Them there boys are still haulin in ice fer their beer. I got my Jack stashed so them there boys don’t drink it all before the game starts. We will be pulling he meat outa the BBQ pitt soon.

I hear there’s new football cheerleaders fer the West Virginia Mountaineers. I got this here pic of them!

Redneck Corn Dog Song

Jan Fran — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 06:56:31 +0000

I jest got done writ’n me some posts fer a new website I’m a work’n on and took a break. I was a sittin out back in my redneck yard with the radio on, jest a relaxing with a Jack and a beer before breakfast, and heard this here song. Couldn’t wake up ‘ol Woody to listen to it, so I am going to share it with you..

It gits ya a bit hungry there, huh?

Never Let Drunk Rednecks Burn Stuff

Jan Fran — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:34:18 +0000

I never let my redneck huney Woody or my redneck bud JD have matches or lighters (except if they are startin up the BBQ to cook me sumthin) in my redneck backyard when they a been drinkin’….this is why!

This Redneck Missed You

Jan Fran — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:16:50 +0000

Wuz over at the neighbor folks and we got on their computer. They have the most comfy redneck computer “chair”…they use a duffel bag. They are as cute as bugs, them two. Anyways… gettin on the computer got me a thinkin about this here redneck blog and then I started a missin’ writin.

I can’t believe it has been SO long since this redneck girl has been here a writin’. I have been busy with workin’ and with Woody and have neglected this here blog. I even neglected my redneck yard. The yard looks better than an old man with no teeth anyways! That is the good thing ’bout redneck yards…they don’t need much look’n after.

JD is still around. He’s as much fun as ever! Me ‘n Woody are still a going strong. Him and JD got to going out a drinkin’ together. Have had to have a talk’n to with JD so he don’t go leadin my man astray!

Will try to stop by and be writin more often again. Hope you all are doing good and as happy as a flea at a dog kennel!

Redneck Laptop Case

Jan Fran — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:01:00 +0000

Even us rednecks must admit they is usin modern technology. I recently ran across a couple of do it yerself projects fer anyone who wants to make them selves a redneck lap top case. These here are great ideas and also recycle and reuse!

Make a REDNECK LAPTOP CASE OUTA PLASTIC BAGS

Make a REDNECK LAPTOP CASE OUTA CARDBOARD

Fer those rednecks who don’t read stuff much, hers the video fer makin the redneck laptop outa plastic bags: