Jan Fran the Redneck

Just haveta say a HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my redneck friends out there in Three Oaks and across the country. Took this pic from of my neighbor’s redneck yard. I do wunta set the record straight…Woody and I did not pose for this here redneck Halloween decoration nor did we inspire it in anyway! It iz purdy funny though.

I saw this on a preacher’s Facebook and thought it wuz purdy funny. Now I’m think’n I might need to be a little careful about admitting that I’m a redneck from Three Oaks if I go to some of them there fancy preach’n places where there iz hand sanitizer.

You might be a redneck if the church greeter pours sanitizer on him or herself after shaking your hand to greet you!